VIDEO: Ephwurd featuring DKAY’s “Duckface”

Ephwurd (pronounced “f-word”) has a new track that honors one of the more popular expressions of the last few years, what is called a “Duckface”. Helping him out is DKAY and does this song motivate some birdy-hole action? Uncertain, it all depends on your mentality.

AUDIO: Dwongo featuring Ding Dong and Mad-x’s “Gas Shuffle”

Looking for a new dancehall track to turn the remainder of the summer into a non-stop party? Then may I introduce you to “Gas Shuffle”, a new song by Dwongo that also brings in Ding Dong and Mad-X. It has a dubstep vibe to it too but dancehall always evolves into something and then something else.

FREE DL: Mochipet’s “Psilocybin Samurai Remixed”
Newly released is an album by Mochipet called Psilocybin Samurai Remixed and while you are able to download it as FLAC’s or MP3’s, you will only be able to download this for a week, and that’s this week. This means until June 16th, you’ll have a chance to get this and enjoy it, free of charge. Get to it now.

AUDIO: Axwell & Ingrosso’s “On My Way (Valentino Khan Remix)”

The song sounds sped up, as if there’s too much battery power in the device but maybe that’s intentional, or maybe that’s how Valentino Khan made it. It busts out in a chun li matter with a blast of the fabulash, courtesy of Axwell & Ingrosso and if it makes you ridge up the nimnums, you’re close.

SOME STUFFS: Mochipet goes ‘shrooming with new EP
The good man known as Mochipet will be releasing a new EP next week Tuesday and I am sure the music will be as twisted as the title for it: Psilocybin Samurai. It doesn’t matter if you do mushrooms or not, but you may want to step away from ledges before listening. You can pre-order the EP above through Bandcamp.

VIDEO: Spank Rock featuring Amanda Blank’s “Assassin”

His name is Spank Rock because it isn’t Squirt Rock, but with a lyric like “”show your clit, let me see you rub it”, clits may be squirting. Hold up though: do we want to see a dance that involves clit rubbing? Most likely no, as wicked as it may seem but maybe Squirt… I mean Spank Rock is on a mission to find out if women will finger themselves in an obsessive manner. The song “Assassin” features Amanda Blank, which makes me wonder if she had to reveal her clit to the Spank kid. Will we know? Most likely not.

FREE MP3 DL: Baauer & Boys Noize’s “Fire Like This”

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Don’t hesitate to tickle your schnitts, for Baauer & Boys Noize are ready to tenderize the loins with their mound sounds. “Fire Like This” will give you the ultimate in bliss and they don’t miss. Don’t believe me? Weave me.

All of the samples contained and more will be what you can explore when they go on tour next month:

October 2… San Diego, CA (SOMA)
October 3… Los Angeles, CA (Club Nokia)
October 4… Oakland, CA (Fox Theater)
October 7… Eugene, OR (McDonald Theater)
October 8… Portland, OR (Roseland Theater)
October 9… Spokane, WA (Knitting Factory)
October 10… Vancouver, BC (Commodore Ballroom)
October 11… Seattle, WA (Showbox SoDo)
October 12… MT (The Wilma Theatre)
October 15… Minneapolis, MN (Mill City Nights)
October 16… Madison, WI (Segrado)
October 17… Chicago, IL (Concord Music Hall)
October 18… Royal Oak, MI (Royal Oak Music Theatre)
October 21… Bloomington, IN (The Bluebird)
October 22… Lincoln, NE (Burbon Theatre)
October 23… Denver, CO (The Ogden)
October 24… Albuquerque, NM (El Rey Theatre)
October 25… El Paso, TX (Tricky Falls)
October 27… Dallas, TX (House Of Blues)
October 28… Austin, TX (Emo’s)
October 29… Houston, TX (Warehouse Live)
October 30… New Orleans, LA (Republic New Orleans)
October 31… Orlando, FL (House Of Blues )
November 1… Miami, FL (The Fillmore)

FREE MP3 DL: Dope Kids & Olly James’ “Jawdropper (Debroka Festival Trap Remix)”

“Jawdropper” is a song that may have, well, dropped your jaw somewhere. In fact, you may be trying to eat and everything falls out of your mouth, which means you are now a jawdropper. Or a food dropper. Anyway, it’s also the name of a song by Dope Kids and Olly James, maybe it has caused you to drop your body on a dry dance floor and make it moist. If you wish to make things more slippery, check out this new remix of “Jawdropper” made by Debroka. Get some breach mints to make it complete.